April 09, 2011

What Your Favorite Classic Rock Band Says About You

Timothy McSweeny has a list about "What Your Favorite Classic Rock Band Says About You":

The Moody Blues: You are a former volunteer at the Liberace museum, a serial killer, or both.

The Grateful Dead: Your stories about the seventies make your daughter's roommates at Tufts very uncomfortable.

T-Rex: No matter how much you clean, there will always be trace amounts of glitter on your stove and blender.

The Eagles: You can only reach orgasm while listening to talk radio.

Pink Floyd: Your garage is full of failed versions of your stereo/barbecue hybrid.

» mcsweeneys.net

(Thanks: Triple-B)

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