March 08, 2007

Unreleased Jimmy Page Guitar Riff saves the world

The End is near. Modern day music sucks! Guardians of the Protectorate of Rock to the rescue! Unleash the Unreleased Jimmy Page Guitar Riff!

"We who believe in the immortality of rock took a vow 30 years ago that we would never release this incredibly powerful force unless we faced a Day of Reckoning—and that day has come," said Black Sabbath guitarist Tony Iommi, one of the chosen few who helped forge the Secret Vault to Save Rock and Roll, at a press conference in the Welsh highlands. "Just look at the pop charts, and you shall know I speak the truth."

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