January 30, 2006

If Microsoft made guitar amps...

You want your band logo on the face plate and speaker cloth but, even after reading "amps for dummies" three times, it still says "My Amplifier".

You need to get to a gig 20 minutes before startup in order to switch on. This is so that a nice pic of a field and some clouds can come up. The icons for adjusting the vol and tone will be any minute now...

If you play F# when the rest of the band play G, the bum note will hang forever in the air, despite your frantic attempts to close it down.

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(Thanks: Thumbrella)

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